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Videos You Probably Shouldn’t Quote in Church

The Scotsman character from That’s Not How You Christian sitting on rocks in traditional style clothing, with on screen text “You like Ezekiel bread wait till you hear the heat source” referencing Ezekiel 4:12 to 15 in a Bible comedy video.
Winston from That’s Not How You Christian pointing while holding a drink, with on screen text “Is your faith committed or clinging to every inch” from a Genesis 17 Bible comedy video about Abraham and circumcision.

Things That Shouldn’t Have Been Illustrated

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Illustration of a priest raising a drink at a bar inside a church while congregants toast, humorously depicting a church coffee bar turned into a regular bar. Acts 2:13–17.
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Illustration of a Soviet-era basketball player carrying his elderly Babushka up a stairwell while holding a basketball, humorously depicting bearing one another’s burdens through a Cold War Russia lens. Galatians 6:2.
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Off-Brand Devotionals

Not your grandma’s devotionals… unless she’s hilarious.

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Liturgical Lager | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Acts 2 and the Holy Spirit

Acts 2:13 to 17 describes the moment at Pentecost when the Holy Spirit fell and some accused the disciples of being drunk. This comedic Bible devotional asks whether our worship is fueled by the Spirit or just strong coffee.

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What the Hell is “That’s Not How You Christian”?

It’s what happens when you take Scripture seriously enough to joke about it. Short videos, uncomfortable thoughts, and the kinds of questions people usually keep to themselves in church.

Behind the scenes photo of the writers, posing as film crew and as Samuel the Cowboy. They are setting up an outdoor shot at the Alpine Goat Brewery in collaboration with Simply Saddle Up!
Behind the scenes photo of our Scotsman philosopher posing in a field during the filming of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Selfie of our crew filming the Russian gym teacher sketches during production of That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our talented makeup artist and writer helping out with the beard at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes photo of filming the French artist comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our local Scotsman tending drinks and deep biblical thoughts at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes black and white image of the Detective seated in a library during filming for That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches.
Candid moment with barn cat walking through the film set sound gear for That’s Not How You Christian.
Black and white behind-the-scenes photo of our cinematographer pulling focus on the Red camera filming the Scotsman at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes wide shot of cast and crew filming comedy sketches with Winston for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Cinematographer operating Red camera during filming of the Scotsman comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes close up of Samuel the Cowboy during production of That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind-the-scenes photo of star crew member - smiling on the set of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Scenic photo of our Scotsman philosopher, wind in his hair, posing for a behind the scene photo while filming comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.