Wear it now.
Explain
yourself later.
Christian comedy from people who should know better.
GOOD SHIRTS. BAD INFLUENCES
For anyone who’s ever gone back for seconds with scriptural confidence.
This Christian comedy T-shirt puts Leviticus 3:16 in bold lettering, with FAT getting the emphasis it deserves.
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
Forgiveness. With a follow-up question.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek. We’d just like to clarify which one before making a scene.
This Christian comedy T-shirt pairs Matthew 5:39 with a question we’ve had since grade school.
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
Jesus wasn’t drinking grape juice.
This Christian comedy T-shirt takes 1 Corinthians 11:25 and brings considerably more confidence to communion than most church bulletins would recommend.
Featuring a wine glass and the words Grape Juice Can’t Save Me. I Need Something Real., it’s for anyone who’s looked at that tiny communion cup and wondered, Who ordered the sample size?
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
My bourbon is light. My yolk is over easy.
This Christian comedy T-shirt gives Matthew 11:30 the breakfast-and-bourbon treatment. Jesus said His yoke is easy and His burden is light. We may have read that before breakfast.
Featuring a bourbon glass, a fried egg, and the Matthew 11:30 reference, this unisex tee is for anyone who appreciates theology with questionable wordplay.
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
