That’s Not How You Christian

🌈 Christian comedy that'll make your grandma pray harder. 🐓 Theologically questionable. Biblically curious. 🙏🐐 Posting weekly. Repenting daily.

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What Exactly Are We Doing Here?

Christian comedy for people who love the Bible, love Life of Brian, and somehow came away wanting more of both.

We’re starting with Christian Deep Thoughts, a series that actually began years ago at Indiana Wesleyan University as part of the sketch comedy show Friday Night Live.

Back then, we were college students writing questionable Christian comedy.

Now those same people have become teachers, counselors, vice principals, dog walkers, photographers, parents, and men who make noises when standing up.

So naturally, we decided it was time to start again.

Christian Deep Thoughts takes strange biblical observations, unnecessary theological questions, and ideas that probably should have stayed in the group text, then gives them costumes, characters, and suspiciously legitimate Bible verses.

The long-term plan is bigger: more characters, more sketches, and eventually a full comedy pilot.

We take Scripture seriously.

Our career decisions, somewhat less so.

Behind the scenes photo of the writers, posing as film crew and as Samuel the Cowboy. They are setting up an outdoor shot at the Alpine Goat Brewery in collaboration with Simply Saddle Up!
Behind the scenes photo of our Scotsman philosopher posing in a field during the filming of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Selfie of our crew filming the Russian gym teacher sketches during production of That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our talented makeup artist and writer helping out with the beard at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes photo of filming the French artist comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our local Scotsman tending drinks and deep biblical thoughts at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes black and white image of the Detective seated in a library during filming for That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches.
Candid moment with barn cat walking through the film set sound gear for That’s Not How You Christian.
Black and white behind-the-scenes photo of our cinematographer pulling focus on the Red camera filming the Scotsman at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes wide shot of cast and crew filming comedy sketches with Winston for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Cinematographer operating Red camera during filming of the Scotsman comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes close up of Samuel the Cowboy during production of That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind-the-scenes photo of star crew member - smiling on the set of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Scenic photo of our Scotsman philosopher, wind in his hair, posing for a behind the scene photo while filming comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.

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