That’s Not How You Christian

We make comedy about church culture, awkward Bible stories, and the kinds of thoughts Christians are usually smart enough not to say out lout.

If your church coffee bar turned into a real bar before service, worship would look VERY different 👀

Esau trading his birthright was already wild… but imagine giving away a Steph Curry rookie card for a bowl of soup.

Samson didn’t “win a battle.”

He left behind a crime scene.

POV: you finally decide to read the Bible on your own…

and run straight into a “eunuch” like that’s a normal Tuesday.

Introducing Diet Christianity: same Jesus flavor, zero sacrifice.

What is “That’s Not How You Christian”?

If you’ve ever sat in church and thought, “There is no way we’re all pretending this is normal,” this is your show. We’re That’s Not How You Christian, the off-brand Christian comedy show that says the quiet part you’re thinking in church… out loud.

We make comedy about church culture, awkward Bible stories, and the kinds of thoughts people are usually smart enough not to say during prayer requests. Reels are just our warm up. We’re gunning for a full original pilot.

Our mission’s simple: Make ourselves laugh, ruin our chances of ever getting a church job, and prove that faith can handle a few punchlines. And just so we’re clear: This is satire, not doctrine.

Translation:
If you quote us in Bible study, that’s on you. For real guidance, consult a pastor, your Bible, or your grandma.

If any of that felt a little too real, follow us on Instagram, YouTube, or TikTok.

Behind the scenes photo of the writers, posing as film crew and as Samuel the Cowboy. They are setting up an outdoor shot at the Alpine Goat Brewery in collaboration with Simply Saddle Up!
Behind the scenes photo of our Scotsman philosopher posing in a field during the filming of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Selfie of our crew filming the Russian gym teacher sketches during production of That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our talented makeup artist and writer helping out with the beard at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes photo of filming the French artist comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian.
Behind-the-scenes photo of our local Scotsman tending drinks and deep biblical thoughts at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes black and white image of the Detective seated in a library during filming for That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches.
Candid moment with barn cat walking through the film set sound gear for That’s Not How You Christian.
Black and white behind-the-scenes photo of our cinematographer pulling focus on the Red camera filming the Scotsman at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes wide shot of cast and crew filming comedy sketches with Winston for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Cinematographer operating Red camera during filming of the Scotsman comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind the scenes close up of Samuel the Cowboy during production of That’s Not How You Christian's comedy sketches at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Behind-the-scenes photo of star crew member - smiling on the set of That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.
Scenic photo of our Scotsman philosopher, wind in his hair, posing for a behind the scene photo while filming comedy sketches for That’s Not How You Christian at the Alpine Goat Brewery.