The Merch Table Jesus Flipped (Back Over)

Every item you buy helps support That’s Not How You Christian, our for-profit comedy business and creative project blending faith, questions, and spiritual awkwardness with the kind of holy confusion that pairs well with popcorn, prayer, and plausible deniability.

All prices include free shipping. No extra fees, no surprise charges. Just comedy at a flat rate. Virginia residents, you’ll see sales tax at checkout. It’s not a test of faith. It’s just state law.

Proceeds go toward our first sketch pilot, ongoing content creation, and the real-world costs of keeping this absurd little business alive. This is a real purchase, not a donation. You don’t get a tax write-off, but you do get something way more valuable: a laugh you’ll regret later… in a good way.