Help Fund Faith Comedy That Probably Needs Oversight

Sketches, memes, and illustrated reflections do not make themselves. Your contribution helps fund comedy, creativity, and whatever accountability this project probably requires.

Choose a Contribution Level

3% Cover the Fee

All contributions go to sketch production, content creation, and running this beautiful, biblical circus of creativity. This is a contribution to a for-profit creative project. It’s not tax-deductible, and it doesn’t come with ownership, shares, or a backstage pass. Just the joy of fueling comedy with a side of chaos.

and Pretend It Was Your Idea

  • Every bit helps, and while we do love coffee, your contribution mainly fuels real goals like making a pilot episode, publishing a book of faith-infused absurdity, and keeping the satire sharp.

    Just a reminder: That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Contributions are not tax-deductible, do not represent an investment, and are not considered charitable donations. You will not receive any financial return, profit share, ownership interest, equity, dividends, or any claim to the business.

    Funds will be used to support content creation, business operations, necessary services, and the growth of That’s Not How You Christian.

  • Help fund the laughs and get us one step closer to producing actual sketches for the pilot episode. Contributions help with content creation, production costs, necessary services, and keeping this whole thing running.

    Just a reminder: That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Contributions are not tax-deductible, do not represent an investment, and are not considered charitable donations. You will not receive any financial return, profit share, ownership interest, equity, dividends, or any claim to the business.

    Funds will be used to support creative projects, business operations, and the long-term growth of That’s Not How You Christian.

  • That’s Not How You Christian is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Not because we're greedy, but because we're simply not ready to shoulder the responsibilities of a nonprofit. With great comedy comes great responsibility, and quite frankly, we've got a long way to go for both. Operating as a for-profit lets us reinvest every contribution into sharper sketches, bolder memes, and plenty of caffeine-fueled creativity.

    Your support keeps our production humming (though it’s not tax-deductible and won’t earn you dividends, profit shares, or any ownership). Instead, consider your contribution a truly selfless act. Essentially fueling a holy mess of creativity without asking for a refund, a receipt, or a reserved seat at the premiere. If that is not love, we do not know what is.

  • If this whole project crashes and burns (because, let’s be honest, that happens sometimes), any remaining funds, after covering necessary business expenses, will be used to pay off our outstanding debts, and the enterprise will then be closed down. Please keep this in mind before contributing.

That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business.
Not a nonprofit. Not a cult. Not a pyramid scheme.
The only thing we’ll try to convert is your sense of humor.

Your support is not tax-deductible.
It is not an investment.
You will not receive dividends, profit shares, equity, or ownership.

Just the quiet satisfaction of funding something gloriously unnecessary and spiritually adjacent.

Side effects may include:
• A mild increase in laughter
• An improved ability to spiritually roast in group chats
• An occasional urge to send this to your small group

For full details on how contributions are used and what you can expect, please see our Contribution Policy.