Contribution Policy
Last updated: April 27, 2025
Introduction:
Welcome to That’s Not How You Christian. We are genuinely glad you are here. Whether you are just stopping by for a laugh, thinking about picking up some merch, or even considering a contribution, you are helping keep the lights on and the coffee brewing. However you show up, we are grateful.
This Contribution Policy explains what a contribution to our work means, how it is used, and what you should expect. By continuing to use our site or making a contribution, you are agreeing to the terms laid out here. If anything about this policy changes, we will update this page. If you have any questions, please email support@thatsnothowyouchristian.com.
What a Contribution Means
When you contribute to That’s Not How You Christian, you are supporting our creative work. A contribution is not a product purchase, not a donation to a nonprofit, and not an investment. Contributions are not tax deductible, and we do not issue tax receipts or donation letters. You will not receive dividends, profit shares, equity, ownership, or any financial return.
Why We Are For-Profit
That’s Not How You Christian is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Not because we are greedy, but because we are simply not ready to shoulder the responsibilities of a nonprofit. With great comedy comes great responsibility, and quite frankly, we have got a long way to go for both. Operating as a for-profit lets us reinvest every contribution into sharper sketches, bolder memes, a stronger voice for satire, and plenty of caffeine fueled creativity.
Your support keeps our production humming. It is not tax deductible and it will not earn you dividends, profit shares, or any ownership. Instead, consider your contribution a truly selfless act, fueling a holy mess of creativity without asking for a refund, a receipt, or a reserved seat at the premiere. If that is not love, we do not know what is.
Where Your Contribution Goes
Your contribution helps support real-world costs, like
Content creation including writing, filming, editing, and designing
Developing and producing a pilot episode for our sketch comedy show
Assembling and publishing a book of faith infused absurdity
Website hosting, ecommerce platforms, communication tools, and other necessary services
Coffee, lots of coffee
Business operations that keep That’s Not How You Christian alive and growing
Paying writers, illustrators, musicians, and other creative collaborators who help bring our creative work to life
Making business distributions to support the ongoing development and sustainability of the creative team and the business
Funds will be used to support content creation, necessary business expenses, creative partnerships, and the long term health of That’s Not How You Christian.
What Happens if We Fail
If this whole project crashes and burns, because let’s be honest, that happens sometimes, any remaining funds, after covering necessary business expenses, will be used to pay off outstanding debts. Once obligations are closed, the enterprise will be shut down peacefully. Please keep this in mind before contributing. We are here for a good time, not a guaranteed time.
Refunds and Cancellations
Contributions are final and non refundable. If you believe a mistake occurred, please contact us at support@thatsnothowyouchristian.com and we will review your situation. However, contributions by nature are considered voluntary and non returnable.
Consistency with Our Terms
This Contribution Policy is part of the overall agreement you enter into when using our site, as described in our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Please review those policies if you have additional questions about purchases, refunds, privacy, or general site use.
Final Note
We are not your theologian, your therapist, or your financial advisor. We are just wannabe comedians with Bibles drinking coffee. Your contribution keeps the absurdity going and we are deeply grateful for it.