With great comedy comes great responsibility, and quite frankly, we've got a long way to go for both. Your support lets us reinvest every contribution into sharper sketches, bolder memes, and keeps the satire sharp.

3% Cover the Fee

This is a contribution to a for-profit creative project. It’s not tax-deductible, and it doesn’t come with ownership, shares, or a backstage pass. Just the joy of fueling comedy with a side of chaos.

  • Every bit helps, and while we do love coffee, your contribution mainly fuels real goals like making a pilot episode, publishing a book of faith-infused absurdity, and keeping the satire sharp.

    Just a reminder: That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Contributions are not tax-deductible, do not represent an investment, and are not considered charitable donations. You will not receive any financial return, profit share, ownership interest, equity, dividends, or any claim to the business.

    Funds will be used to support content creation, business operations, necessary services, and the growth of That’s Not How You Christian.

  • Help fund the laughs and get us one step closer to producing actual sketches for the pilot episode. Contributions help with content creation, production costs, necessary services, and keeping this whole thing running.

    Just a reminder: That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Contributions are not tax-deductible, do not represent an investment, and are not considered charitable donations. You will not receive any financial return, profit share, ownership interest, equity, dividends, or any claim to the business.

    Funds will be used to support creative projects, business operations, and the long-term growth of That’s Not How You Christian.

  • That’s Not How You Christian is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Not because we're greedy, but because we're simply not ready to shoulder the responsibilities of a nonprofit. With great comedy comes great responsibility, and quite frankly, we've got a long way to go for both. Operating as a for-profit lets us reinvest every contribution into sharper sketches, bolder memes, and plenty of caffeine-fueled creativity.

    Your support keeps our production humming (though it’s not tax-deductible and won’t earn you dividends, profit shares, or any ownership). Instead, consider your contribution a truly selfless act. Essentially fueling a holy mess of creativity without asking for a refund, a receipt, or a reserved seat at the premiere. If that is not love, we do not know what is.

  • If this whole project crashes and burns (because, let’s be honest, that happens sometimes), any remaining funds, after covering necessary business expenses, will be used to pay off our outstanding debts, and the enterprise will then be closed down. Please keep this in mind before contributing.

That’s Not How You Christian, LLC is a for-profit business, not a nonprofit organization. Your support is not tax-deductible. It is not an investment. You will not receive dividends, profit shares, equity, or ownership.

Side effects may include the satisfaction of fueling a holy mess of creativity, a slight increase in laughter, and an occasional urge to tell your small group.

For full details on how contributions are used and what you can expect, please see our Contribution Policy.