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Valentine's Day Shirt - All of the Fat is the Lords
“This Valentine’s Day, let your loved one know they have so much more to love. Show them you know this by getting them the All of the Fat Is the Lord’s shirt.”
Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion.
Made from a soft blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester, this shirt is sturdy and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.
Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape even when you absolutely do not.
Every item you buy from the merch table that Jesus flipped (back over) supports That’s Not How You Christian, a comedy project blending scripture, questions, and unnecessary awkwardness.
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