Wearable Bible Humor for Questionable Public Settings
Every shirt helps fund a sketch comedy brand Jesus might warn his disciples about.
The Merch Table Jesus Flipped (Back Over)
Every tee you buy helps support That’s Not How You Christian - a comedy brand blending faith, questions, and spiritual awkwardness with the kind of holy confusion that pairs well with popcorn, prayer, and plausible deniability.
What’s included:
📦 Flat-rate pricing. No surprise fees. Just blessed bargains.
🛠️ 100% of proceeds help fund sketch comedy, content creation, and the real-world costs of keeping this absurd business alive.
Real product, not a donation.
You don’t get a tax write-off. But you do get something more valuable:
💬 A laugh you’ll regret later… in a good way.