“All the Fat Is the Lord’s” 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion. Made from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, sturdy, and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.
Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape, even when you absolutely do not.
Disclaimer: The white color may lean slightly off-white. Like most things in life, it’s trying its best under fluorescent lighting. Also, this shirt is made just for you the moment you order it, which means it ships slower but with more emotional commitment.
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion. Made from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, sturdy, and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.
Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape, even when you absolutely do not.
Disclaimer: The white color may lean slightly off-white. Like most things in life, it’s trying its best under fluorescent lighting. Also, this shirt is made just for you the moment you order it, which means it ships slower but with more emotional commitment.
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion. Made from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, sturdy, and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.
Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape, even when you absolutely do not.
Disclaimer: The white color may lean slightly off-white. Like most things in life, it’s trying its best under fluorescent lighting. Also, this shirt is made just for you the moment you order it, which means it ships slower but with more emotional commitment.
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.