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Ancient prophet Abraham proposes a secret handshake over circumcision because it’s less painful and you keep all your tips.
Judas stands on a dusty basketball court offering water bottles with a suspicious money bag trying to trade hydration for minutes.
Jesus, ambushed by sugar-fueled children. Proving even the Son of God had second thoughts about VBS.
Retro faith healing party turns awkward. Wondering if the laying on of hands works for… other types of resurrection.
Samson’s epic jawbone beatdown. It's like a biblical John Wick, but with worse hygiene and more donkeys.
Hamster on trial in a lineup of bearded elders. The Bible says don’t judge others, but apparently rodents are fair game.
An angel sips tea on a cloud while reading about toilets, revealing celestial secrets one bladder at a time.
Family reading a Bible storybook with terrified kids — referencing the prophet who summoned bears.
Retro ad with Jael smiling and holding hammers. Marketing twist on biblical violence from Judges.
Jesus drains a holy three-pointer from the boat. Faith, Hope, and Love, and apparently a solid jumper.
Lot’s wife becomes the village’s biggest donor. Finally, a fundraiser with a little flavor.
Adam reluctantly eats Eve’s rib dinner. Biblical tension meets 1950s barbecue vibes.

Beginner's Prayer Survival Pack

  • James 1:19

    "God, remind me that my silence might be your favorite part of our conversation."

  • Romans 10:9

    "Help me cross the line of faith… but not so far I end up starting a cult by accident."

  • Titus 2:12

    "Father, keep me from doing anything today that ends with, "Sorry, officer."

  • Romans 12:12

    "Lord, give me patience today... but could you hurry it up a bit?"

What People Are Saying

“It’s like veggie tales without the talent, humor, and family friendly animations.”

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We’re not saying this content will make you a better Christian, but we’re pretty sure it’ll confuse you enough to make you try.

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“These guys put the fun back into fundamental!”

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Making you laugh, and rethinking your eternal destiny, one joke at a time.

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Parabolic Reflections

(Inspired by 2 Kings 2:23–25)

It’s not your typical Sunday school lesson unless your Sunday school meets in a log cabin and serves hot fear for breakfast.

In 2 Kings, a pack of kids made fun of Elisha for being bald. He didn’t turn the other cheek. He didn’t issue a gentle correction. He called down a curse, and two bears came out of the woods wearing their business socks.

Maybe the point isn’t that God has anger issues or a soft spot for bears. Maybe it’s that when God assigns someone a job, He also hires security. And in this case, the bouncers had claws and didn’t check IDs.

Kid Buffet

1# Are you raising respectful children or training future bear snacks?


2# Are you teaching reverence or just hoping fear will do the job?

Questions for the week?

"That’s Not How You Christian" is an off-brand Christian comedy project dedicated to sharp, unfiltered satire, good laughs, and just the right amount of irreverence to keep things interesting.

We’re kicking things off with some deep-thought-style quotes to spark humor and reflection. But this is just the warm-up. The goal? Build an audience, raise some eyebrows (in a good way), and ultimately produce a pilot episode. While a lot of what we do has Christian roots, not everything will be straight from the Bible. Because, let’s be honest, even Jesus told a few parables that felt a little off-brand.

And because some things deserve to be preserved for future generations (or at least kept on a coffee table for awkward guests to stumble upon), we’ll be putting together a book just in time for Christmas. Because nothing says timeless wisdom like a collection of faith-infused absurdity in physical form.