Disclaimer

Last updated: April 25, 2025

That’s Not How You Christian is a comedy brand that uses satire, biblical references, and cultural commentary to explore faith, church life, and spiritual oddities. While our content is meant to entertain and spark reflection, it is not intended to replace personal theological study, pastoral counsel, or genuine discipleship. If you're looking for spiritual guidance, we highly recommend a real-life church, pastor, or your grandma.

We make jokes about faith because we take it seriously, and because we believe it can handle a little laughter. That said, nothing on this site should be taken as official doctrine, religious advice, or a substitute for talking to someone who knows you and your situation personally.

Our devotionals, deep thoughts, and sketch content are created to engage minds, not bind consciences. Viewer discretion (and a sense of humor) is advised.

All purchases and contributions help support our work and are NOT tax deductible. We are a for-profit business, NOT a nonprofit ministry.

Just know we are not your theologian, therapist, or legal representative. We’re just wannabe comedians with Bibles drinking coffee.