All of the Fat is the Lords Unisex T-Shirt

$24.99

Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion.

Made from a soft blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester, this shirt is sturdy and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.

Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape even when you absolutely do not.

Fabric Details:
Heather Indigo is a 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton blend. Graphite Heather is 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester. Both are soft, breathable, and built for righteous comfort.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally anointing it with essential oils.

Where It’s Made:
Ethically sourced from WRAP-certified facilities in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala, wherever the Spirit or the supply chain leads. Printed just for you in the United States. No overproduction. No sketchy labor vibes.

Shipping & Fulfillment Info

  • Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.

  • Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days.

  • Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).

  • You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.

Note for Virginia residents

You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.

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Inspired by Leviticus 3:16, this shirt reminds you that your body is not just a temple but also technically God's preferred portion.

Made from a soft blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester, this shirt is sturdy and ready to support you through your slightly confused but deeply committed journey.

Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than most of your resolutions. It holds its shape even when you absolutely do not.

Fabric Details:
Heather Indigo is a 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton blend. Graphite Heather is 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester. Both are soft, breathable, and built for righteous comfort.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally anointing it with essential oils.

Where It’s Made:
Ethically sourced from WRAP-certified facilities in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala, wherever the Spirit or the supply chain leads. Printed just for you in the United States. No overproduction. No sketchy labor vibes.

Shipping & Fulfillment Info

  • Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.

  • Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days.

  • Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).

  • You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.

Note for Virginia residents

You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.