Old Testament Birthday Card (Free Shipping)
This Birthday card is a reminder that the first covenant wasn’t exactly… negotiable.
Inside of Card:
Today, the only thing getting cut
is your birthday cake.
So count your blessings and your fingers.
Happy Birthday!
Details:
4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Toner-based printing with vibrant colors
Comes with a complimentary envelope
Made on demand, just like the covenant (but with less blood)
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
This Birthday card is a reminder that the first covenant wasn’t exactly… negotiable.
Inside of Card:
Today, the only thing getting cut
is your birthday cake.
So count your blessings and your fingers.
Happy Birthday!
Details:
4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Toner-based printing with vibrant colors
Comes with a complimentary envelope
Made on demand, just like the covenant (but with less blood)
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
This Birthday card is a reminder that the first covenant wasn’t exactly… negotiable.
Inside of Card:
Today, the only thing getting cut
is your birthday cake.
So count your blessings and your fingers.
Happy Birthday!
Details:
4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Toner-based printing with vibrant colors
Comes with a complimentary envelope
Made on demand, just like the covenant (but with less blood)
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.