Inspired by Matthew 6:11 (sort of), this shirt reminds us that while we ask God for daily bread, some of us are just fine with pellets. Soft, dependable, and perfectly portioned, this tee fuels both faith and furball theology.
Made from lightweight and comfortable cotton, this shirt is designed to keep you running the race or just running on the wheel. Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than your hamster’s attention span.
Fabric Details:
• 100 percent combed and ring spun cotton
• Fabric weight 4.2 oz per square yard or 142 g per square meter which is light enough to squeak by in summer and sturdy enough for winter burrows
• Pre shrunk fabric so it will not shrink down to hamster size
• Side seamed construction and shoulder to shoulder taping for when you are carrying the whole cage on your back
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally baptizing it in the water bottle.
Where It Is Made:
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Shipping & Fulfillment Info
Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days — often long before your hamster finishes chewing through the bars.
Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).
You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.
Note for Virginia Residents:
Sales tax will be added at checkout. It is not divine judgment. It is just state law.
Inspired by Matthew 6:11 (sort of), this shirt reminds us that while we ask God for daily bread, some of us are just fine with pellets. Soft, dependable, and perfectly portioned, this tee fuels both faith and furball theology.
Made from lightweight and comfortable cotton, this shirt is designed to keep you running the race or just running on the wheel. Double stitched in all the right places so it lasts longer than your hamster’s attention span.
Fabric Details:
• 100 percent combed and ring spun cotton
• Fabric weight 4.2 oz per square yard or 142 g per square meter which is light enough to squeak by in summer and sturdy enough for winter burrows
• Pre shrunk fabric so it will not shrink down to hamster size
• Side seamed construction and shoulder to shoulder taping for when you are carrying the whole cage on your back
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally baptizing it in the water bottle.
Where It Is Made:
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Shipping & Fulfillment Info
Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days — often long before your hamster finishes chewing through the bars.
Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).
You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.
Note for Virginia Residents:
Sales tax will be added at checkout. It is not divine judgment. It is just state law.
