








That’s Not How You Mug
Microwave your doubts. Dish wash your sins.
This mug can handle both. Built to survive heat, soap, and your complicated relationship with Leviticus, it’s as sturdy as your theology is not.
Features:
Holds 11 oz
Ceramic
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Lead and BPA-free material
Blank product sourced from China
Logo stamped like a scarlet letter
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
Microwave your doubts. Dish wash your sins.
This mug can handle both. Built to survive heat, soap, and your complicated relationship with Leviticus, it’s as sturdy as your theology is not.
Features:
Holds 11 oz
Ceramic
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Lead and BPA-free material
Blank product sourced from China
Logo stamped like a scarlet letter
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
Microwave your doubts. Dish wash your sins.
This mug can handle both. Built to survive heat, soap, and your complicated relationship with Leviticus, it’s as sturdy as your theology is not.
Features:
Holds 11 oz
Ceramic
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Lead and BPA-free material
Blank product sourced from China
Logo stamped like a scarlet letter
Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.