That’s Not How You Mug

$12.99

Microwave your doubts. Dish wash your sins.
This mug can handle both. Built to survive heat, soap, and your complicated relationship with Leviticus, it’s as sturdy as your theology is not.

Features:

  • Holds 11 oz

  • Ceramic

  • Dishwasher & microwave safe

  • Lead and BPA-free material

  • Blank product sourced from China

  • Logo stamped like a scarlet letter

Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.

Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.

Microwave your doubts. Dish wash your sins.
This mug can handle both. Built to survive heat, soap, and your complicated relationship with Leviticus, it’s as sturdy as your theology is not.

Features:

  • Holds 11 oz

  • Ceramic

  • Dishwasher & microwave safe

  • Lead and BPA-free material

  • Blank product sourced from China

  • Logo stamped like a scarlet letter

Divine fine print: Each product is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.

Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.