The Church Group Chat You’d Get Kicked Out Of

As a welcome to the That’s Not How You Christian universe, we made a little survival guide for the thoughts you should not say out loud in church.

It’s a collection of messages that can:

  • start a prayer chain

  • end a small group

  • or get someone softly escorted out of worship night

Drop your email and we’ll:

  • send the link to your inbox, and

  • add you to our “That’s Not How You Christian” email list. where we occasionally share new sketches, behind‑the‑scenes stories, and the jokes we can’t always post in public.

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