Cookie Policy
Last updated: April 27, 2025
Introduction:
Welcome to That’s Not How You Christian. This Cookie Policy explains what cookies are, how we use them, and what choices you have. None of these cookies are edible, and none come with tiny Bible verses baked in, but they do help keep your shopping cart from wandering off like a prodigal son.
Whether you are here to browse, support our work, or just see if Christian memes needed their own store, we want to be upfront about what happens behind the scenes. If anything about this policy changes, we will update this page. If it is a big change, we will do our best to let you know.
By continuing to use our website, you are agreeing to the terms in this Cookie Policy. If you have any questions, you can always reach out to us at support@thatsnothowyouchristian.com
About Cookies:
We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to make your experience better. Cookies are small text files placed on your device when you visit websites. They help our site function properly, keep track of items in your shopping cart, and help us understand how people use our site.
Types of Cookies We Use:
Essential Cookies
These cookies are necessary for basic site functions. For example, they keep your shopping cart active as you browse and allow the checkout process to work. Without these cookies, you would not be able to complete a purchase.
Analytics Cookies
These cookies help us understand how visitors interact with our site. They tell us which pages are most visited, how long people stay, and whether they return. The information collected is aggregated and anonymous. We use built-in analytics tools from platforms such as Squarespace, Shopify, Google Analytics, and Metricool.
Functional Cookies
These cookies remember choices you make, such as login details or site preferences. They help personalize your experience by remembering settings between visits. If no functional cookies are being used at the time, this section may not apply.
Cookie Duration:
Some cookies only last while your browser is open. These are called session cookies. Other cookies stay on your device until they expire or are manually deleted. These are called persistent cookies. Most cookies we use expire within a few minutes to two years.
Advertising and Third-Party Cookies
We do not directly place advertising or targeting cookies through our website.
However, some third-party services we use, such as Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Pinterest, X (formerly Twitter), Google Analytics, Metricool, Squarespace, and Shopify, may place cookies when you interact with our content, advertisements, or embedded features.
These third-party cookies may collect information about your browsing behavior while on our site or after you engage with our content.
We mainly use these tools to measure how our site and content are performing.
We do not sell your personal information to advertisers or data brokers.
You can control your cookie preferences at any time through your browser settings or by using opt-out tools provided by platforms such as Facebook, Google, TikTok, and others.
For more information, you can review the privacy policies of these third-party services.
Third-Party Cookies and Services
Some cookies may come from services we use to run and improve our site. These may include:
Squarespace Analytics and Shopify Analytics
Shopify and Squarespace checkout functionality cookies to manage cart and session data
Google Analytics
Facebook Pixel and Instagram Pixel (Meta)
TikTok Pixel
Pinterest Tag
X (formerly Twitter) Pixel
Metricool tracking and analytics
Stripe and PayPal payment session cookies
Embedded content providers such as YouTube and Instagram
Please note that this list may change over time as we add new services or adjust how we operate. Any updates will be reflected in this policy, and new services may also place cookies when you interact with our content or checkout features.
Your Choices
By using our site, you consent to the use of cookies as described in this policy unless you disable them.
Most browsers accept cookies automatically, but you can adjust your settings to block or delete cookies if you prefer. Please note that blocking cookies may affect how the site functions. For example, if you disable cookies, the shopping cart may not remember items.
You can revisit or update your cookie preferences at any time by contacting us at support@thatsnothowyouchristian.com.
If a cookie settings tool is available on our site, you can also use it to update your choices.
Visitors from Europe and Beyond
If you are visiting from the European Union, the United Kingdom, or other regions with privacy regulations, we aim to minimize unnecessary cookies. Essential cookies are placed automatically. Consent is required for non-essential cookies, and we only set those if you allow it.
Do Not Track
Some browsers offer a "Do Not Track" feature. Our site does not currently respond to these signals because there is no common industry standard. However, we limit our use of cookies and do not track users across unrelated websites.
More Info
You can learn more about cookies at allaboutcookies.org.
For more details about how we collect, use, and protect your information, please review our Privacy Policy.
If you have any questions, you can contact us at support@thatsnothowyouchristian.com.