Jesus Abides T-Shirt
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, lightweight, stretchy portal into a universe where the Savior rolls strikes and knows the rug really does tie the room together.
Whether you're tossing thunder on league night or meditating on your next move in the cosmic bowling alley of life, this shirt abides. It flatters all, forgives most, and looks righteous doing it.
Features worthy of a sacred lane
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Heavenly lightweight at 4.2 oz per square yard
Pre-shrunk so no surprises in the laundry wilderness
Side seams and shoulder taping that hold you together better than Donny in a team huddle
Ethically sourced from wherever the Spirit or supply chain leads: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, lightweight, stretchy portal into a universe where the Savior rolls strikes and knows the rug really does tie the room together.
Whether you're tossing thunder on league night or meditating on your next move in the cosmic bowling alley of life, this shirt abides. It flatters all, forgives most, and looks righteous doing it.
Features worthy of a sacred lane
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Heavenly lightweight at 4.2 oz per square yard
Pre-shrunk so no surprises in the laundry wilderness
Side seams and shoulder taping that hold you together better than Donny in a team huddle
Ethically sourced from wherever the Spirit or supply chain leads: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, lightweight, stretchy portal into a universe where the Savior rolls strikes and knows the rug really does tie the room together.
Whether you're tossing thunder on league night or meditating on your next move in the cosmic bowling alley of life, this shirt abides. It flatters all, forgives most, and looks righteous doing it.
Features worthy of a sacred lane
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Heavenly lightweight at 4.2 oz per square yard
Pre-shrunk so no surprises in the laundry wilderness
Side seams and shoulder taping that hold you together better than Donny in a team huddle
Ethically sourced from wherever the Spirit or supply chain leads: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Divine fine print: Each shirt is made to order just like your calling in life so it may take a little longer to ship. But that is how we avoid overproduction and that is how we roll. Thanks for keeping things chill conscious and abiding.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.