This Shirt Abides:
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, lightweight, stretchy portal into a universe where the Savior rolls strikes and knows the rug really does tie the room together.
Whether you're tossing thunder on league night or meditating on your next move in the cosmic bowling alley of life, this shirt abides.
Features Worthy of a Sacred Lane:
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Heavenly lightweight at 4.2 oz per square yard
Pre-shrunk so no surprises in the laundry wilderness
Side seams and shoulder taping to keep you in your element, unlike Donny
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally anointing it with essential oils.
Where It’s Made:
Ethically sourced from WRAP-certified facilities in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States, wherever the Spirit or the supply chain leads. Printed just for you when you order. No overproduction. No sketchy labor vibes.
Shipping & Fulfillment Info
Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days.
Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).
You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
This Shirt Abides:
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, lightweight, stretchy portal into a universe where the Savior rolls strikes and knows the rug really does tie the room together.
Whether you're tossing thunder on league night or meditating on your next move in the cosmic bowling alley of life, this shirt abides.
Features Worthy of a Sacred Lane:
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Heavenly lightweight at 4.2 oz per square yard
Pre-shrunk so no surprises in the laundry wilderness
Side seams and shoulder taping to keep you in your element, unlike Donny
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally anointing it with essential oils.
Where It’s Made:
Ethically sourced from WRAP-certified facilities in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States, wherever the Spirit or the supply chain leads. Printed just for you when you order. No overproduction. No sketchy labor vibes.
Shipping & Fulfillment Info
Each shirt is made to order (no dusty warehouse shelves here). Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
Once fulfilled, US shipping usually takes 7–9 business days.
Shipping Cost: $4.99 flat rate (no extra charge for multiple items, so go wild).
You’ll get a tracking link the moment your holy package hits the road.
Note for Virginia residents: You’ll see sales tax added at checkout. It’s not spiritual. It’s just state law.
