Spiritual Family, Emotional Distancing | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Romans 16:16
Romans 16:16 tells believers to greet one another with a holy kiss. In the early church, this was a sign of family, unity, and shared faith. It was not romantic. It was not lingering. And it was definitely not something that required breath mints and emotional follow up.
Most of us do not struggle with kissing too much in church. We struggle with avoiding each other completely. We perfect the nod. We master the hallway dodge. We wave like pageant contestants and call it fellowship.
Paul was reminding the church that faith was never meant to be distant or sterile. It was meant to be embodied. Warm. Awkward. Human. Holy.
Questions for the Week and Strong:
Do you confuse being spiritually mature with being emotionally unavailable?
Do you greet people at church or execute evasive maneuvers?
This Week in Prayer and Not Making It Weird:
Jesus, forgive me for loving people mostly in theory and teach me how to love people without making it weird. Amen.
Disclaimer:
We make jokes about faith because we take it seriously. This is satire, not doctrine. For real guidance, consult a pastor, a Bible, or your grandma.
Nothing here replaces real church, real discipleship, or real spiritual counsel. We aim to engage minds, not bind consciences.