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Liturgical Lager | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Acts 2 and the Holy Spirit
Dan Steller 1/19/26 Dan Steller 1/19/26

Liturgical Lager | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Acts 2 and the Holy Spirit

Acts 2:13 to 17 describes the moment at Pentecost when the Holy Spirit fell and some accused the disciples of being drunk. This comedic Bible devotional asks whether our worship is fueled by the Spirit or just strong coffee.

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Babushka Training | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Galatians 6:2
Dan Steller 1/18/26 Dan Steller 1/18/26

Babushka Training | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Galatians 6:2

Galatians 6:2 calls believers to carry one another’s burdens. This comedic Bible devotional explores spiritual strength, Soviet stairwells, and what it really means to bear someone else’s weight.

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Who Approved This Outreach Idea? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Mark 1:17
Dan Steller 1/17/26 Dan Steller 1/17/26

Who Approved This Outreach Idea? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Mark 1:17

Mark 1:17 calls believers to follow Jesus and become fishers of men. This comedic devotional asks why we reach for outreach gimmicks when truth, presence, and trust were always the plan.

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Is Your Faith Resting or Sticking to the Pan? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 11:30
Dan Steller 1/17/26 Dan Steller 1/17/26

Is Your Faith Resting or Sticking to the Pan? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 11:30

Matthew 11:30 says Jesus’ yoke is easy and His burden is light. This comedic Bible devotional explores what happens when we turn simple trust into overworked, overcooked faith.

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Spiritual Family, Emotional Distancing | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Romans 16:16
Dan Steller 1/16/26 Dan Steller 1/16/26

Spiritual Family, Emotional Distancing | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Romans 16:16

Romans 16:16 tells believers to greet one another with a holy kiss. This comedic Bible devotional explores why modern church culture prefers hallway dodges to embodied, awkward, human fellowship.

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Cheek Diagram Requested | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 5:39
Dan Steller 1/16/26 Dan Steller 1/16/26

Cheek Diagram Requested | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 5:39

Matthew 5:39 says to turn the other cheek, but Jesus did not exactly label the diagram. This comedic Bible devotional explores forgiveness, restraint, and how long you can act like Jesus before you start swinging like Peter.

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Faith Is Not Furniture Friendly | A Comedic Bible Devotional on John 2
Dan Steller 1/15/26 Dan Steller 1/15/26

Faith Is Not Furniture Friendly | A Comedic Bible Devotional on John 2

John 2 shows Jesus flipping tables in the temple, not because He loves chaos, but because people matter more than profit. This comedic Bible devotional explores righteous disruption, motive, and what might need flipping in us.

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When Did Praising God Get So Serious? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Psalm 134:2
Dan Steller 1/15/26 Dan Steller 1/15/26

When Did Praising God Get So Serious? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Psalm 134:2

Psalm 134:2 calls believers to lift their hands in worship, but joy counts too. This comedic Bible devotional explores praise that feels alive, not performed, and why God is not grading your hand placement.

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Does Your Faith Require Lumbar Support? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 18:22
Dan Steller 1/14/26 Dan Steller 1/14/26

Does Your Faith Require Lumbar Support? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 18:22

Luke 18:22 shows Jesus asking the rich young ruler to let go and follow Him. This comedic Bible devotional explores selective surrender, spiritual comfort seeking, and what we cling to when obedience gets expensive.

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Did God Try Country Music on Pharaoh First? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Exodus 12
Dan Steller 1/14/26 Dan Steller 1/14/26

Did God Try Country Music on Pharaoh First? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Exodus 12

Exodus 12 describes the final plague in Egypt and a nation crying out in the night. This comedic Bible devotional explores stubborn hearts, wake up calls, and what it takes for us to finally listen.

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Was Jesus Contractually Obligated to Pose? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Isaiah 53:2
Dan Steller 1/13/26 Dan Steller 1/13/26

Was Jesus Contractually Obligated to Pose? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Isaiah 53:2

Isaiah 53:2 says the Messiah had no beauty or majesty to attract us to Him. This comedic Bible devotional explores why we want a photogenic Jesus, and why the Gospels focus on what He did, not what He looked like.

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Still Renewing Grace Like a License? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 10
Dan Steller 1/13/26 Dan Steller 1/13/26

Still Renewing Grace Like a License? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 10

Luke 10 reminds the disciples to rejoice that their names are written in heaven, not in their performance. This comedic Bible devotional explores security in Christ, spiritual paperwork, and why grace is not a renewal process.

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Monopoly Money Tithes | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 6
Dan Steller 1/12/26 Dan Steller 1/12/26

Monopoly Money Tithes | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 6

Matthew 6 warns against doing good for applause. This comedic Bible devotional explores spiritual theater, performative giving, and why Jesus cares more about changed hearts than impressive optics.

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Jesus Never Settles for a Clean Shot | A Comedic Bible Devotional on 1 Corinthians 13:13
Dan Steller 1/11/26 Dan Steller 1/11/26

Jesus Never Settles for a Clean Shot | A Comedic Bible Devotional on 1 Corinthians 13:13

1 Corinthians 13:13 names faith, hope, and love, but Jesus keeps raising the bar. This comedic Bible devotional uses basketball logic to explore why discipleship feels like an and one when you wanted a clean shot.

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Is This Romans or Country Radio? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Romans 7
Dan Steller 1/10/26 Dan Steller 1/10/26

Is This Romans or Country Radio? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Romans 7

Romans 7 captures Paul doing what he hates and failing at what he wants to do. This comedic Bible devotional connects that struggle to country music energy and the grace of God in the mess.

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Bread Temptation, Amateur Hour | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 4
Dan Steller 1/9/26 Dan Steller 1/9/26

Bread Temptation, Amateur Hour | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Luke 4

Luke 4 shows Satan tempting Jesus with bread in the wilderness. This comedic Bible devotional explores shortcuts, cravings, and why obedience beats any charcuterie level temptation.

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What If Repentance Came With a Splash Zone? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 28:19
Dan Steller 1/9/26 Dan Steller 1/9/26

What If Repentance Came With a Splash Zone? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 28:19

Matthew 28:19 calls believers to make disciples and baptize in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. This comedic Bible devotional explores baptism, obedience, and why we keep hovering at the edge of the water.

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Rome Really Didn’t Think This Through | A Comedic Bible Devotional on 1 Corinthians 1:18
Dan Steller 1/7/26 Dan Steller 1/7/26

Rome Really Didn’t Think This Through | A Comedic Bible Devotional on 1 Corinthians 1:18

1 Corinthians 1:18 says the message of the cross looks foolish to some and powerful to others. This comedic Bible devotional explores how the cross went from Roman warning label to Christian victory sign.

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Trusting God or the Backstroke? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 24
Dan Steller 1/6/26 Dan Steller 1/6/26

Trusting God or the Backstroke? | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Matthew 24

Matthew 24 compares the days of Noah to life before judgment, when people ignored warnings and kept living like normal. This comedic Bible devotional explores readiness, procrastination, and faith built before the rain.

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Faith That Smells Active | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Proverbs 14:4
Dan Steller 1/6/26 Dan Steller 1/6/26

Faith That Smells Active | A Comedic Bible Devotional on Proverbs 14:4

Proverbs 14:4 says a stable without oxen is clean, but real work leaves evidence. This comedic Bible devotional explores growth, mess, and why a tidy faith can be a suspicious faith.

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