Jesus says judge not… but nobody ever clarified the hamster situation.

Welcome to Genesis 17, covenant orientation. The dress code is faith, and the sign up policy is personal.

Are you seeking revival… or a second serving?

Are you raising Jedi knights or Sith lords?

Is your soul tasting flat or extra hoppy?

Do you let your faith breathe or do you cap it too early?

Faith is not furniture friendly.

Ever make your tithe look bigger using monopoly money?

What if repentance came with a splash zone?

Repentance gets complicated when the problem is still attached to you.