Lot’s wife looked back and accidentally seasoned dinner for everybody.

So did God die… or just close early for the Sabbath?

What’s holier than obedience? Probably not that much skin.

Jesus said turn the other cheek. He did not provide a diagram.

Still renewing grace like a license?

Bread temptation? Amateur hour. Should have led with chocolate.

Some memories were never meant to be reused as seasoning.